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And now for some good news…oh, right

August 10, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Globe and Mail squares up to the fact that young people are in big trouble as far as the whole “prosperity” thing goes. Not too much of a surprise really, though I couldn’t have said it better.

I found two comments interesting.

First (reason: self explanatory):

You can bail yourself out all you want now, but when it comes to write the cheques in 15 years or so, me and my cohort will simply bail ourselves out by puting you into homes or icebergs.

Icebergs seem a lot cheaper, although global warming might pose a problem.

Second comment:

…. yes, they will surely demand more of their leaders. Like all youth, when they get really frustrated, about their prospects in life, they don’t go quietly into that good night. Bet on it. They will not lobby and protest in a ‘nice’ way. The street is their forum.

Sounds like either a deluded student government type or someone born in the 60s. Don’t they know it’s much easier to sit at home and watch TV than do anything about it. And more effective. Given voter turnouts and the general gray-hair-to-peach-fuzz ratio, it would take a pretty organized bunch of people to get something done. And we youth aren’t known for our organization.

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Toilet unhumour

August 6, 2009 · 1 Comment

Incomprehensible: people who flush the urinal BEFORE they begin to pee. Do you really need a clean urinal? Is your piss going to be contaminated somehow? Why, oh why?

It’s not the same as flushing a used toilet before you sit down. Sometimes the toilet water can sploosh upwards. It’s gross, but it happens. Not so with a urinal. Plus full and unflushed toilets smell, and you spend more time at it. Not so with urinals. You’re in and you’re out and generally they don’t stink too bad.

I just don’t get it.

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Playing chicken

June 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Since it strikes me that I only posted once from our last trip in Europe/Africa, the following anecdote comes from our travels in Morocco.

The white walls of Rabat’s medina, or inner city, are quintessentially Mediterranean, with sea air (albeit, from the Atlantic Ocean) meshing with a million different smells, not always good. Unlike many counterparts, Rabat’s centreville is laid out in a grid pattern. Above it sits the Kasbah, which, with its blue and white walls is undoubtedly one of the finest sites in Morocco. But it’s empty. Below, in the medina, people are are crowded but generally friendly and the prices are good. It was there that we came across a series of quaint little stores, where locals could buy everything, from toilet paper to meat.

And some of the meat was quite fresh. Really fresh.

You know that joke you tell when you’re in a restaurant and your food is taking a while? “Are they killing the chicken?” you might ask. That’s not a joke you would tell in Rabat. Because it might be true. As we passed one butcher shop as the sun set in Rabat we looked to our left to see a man holding a fully-feathered chicken on a digital scale for a woman customer. And the chicken, which lay on its head in what was very clearly not a comfortable position, was squawking.

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Later, after the aforementioned Tangine dinner (boiled chicken and potatoes in a painted clay dish with a round bottom and pointed roof, like a party hat), we walked down the main drag where street sellers were hawking various counterfeit CDs, sunglasses and T-shirts. As we walked we heard a yell.

Agent!” the cry went out. (It being in French, it sounded more like “eh-Zhawnt.”) Immediately the street sellers swept their goods, which sat on various sheets of cloth, up from the sidewalk as a stern looking policeman walked down the narrow road, which was barely wide enough to accommodate an occasional motorcyclist). He pointed and gave off your general police-officer air of authority but as soon as he passed, and before he was out of sight or even smell, for that matter, the vendors were already throwing their goods back down on the street.

For 15 seconds, counterfeit peddling was disrupted. Then everything returned to normal.

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A change of address…

March 18, 2009 · 2 Comments

Returning to Canada necessarily means a blog with the address of ninehoursahead and the title of Perogies and puzzled looks must die. It also means I have another set of priorities and obligations on my hands, of which first and foremost is finding a job or begging for freelance gigs.

I haven’t altogether stopped blogging however. My new gig will hopefully be more focused and probing and will continue to provide me with a reason to compulsively check my stats.

To see for yourself go here.

I said, go here.

Thanks and all the best.

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European sports TV: Live Bocce!

February 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Actually I don’t know if the bocce bowling game now being shown in full on EuropSport is live. But judging by the make up of the spectators, its unlikely that the games are played past seven o’clock.

Whatever the case, bocce goes down with biathlon as one of those sports that really don’t need to be on TV.

For the record, the two competitors each look like they are in their thirties. One of them looks like he could be an accountant, the other looks like he could be a Special Forces op turned body builder.

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The Safety Dance

January 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

While the sun is no longer setting at three o’clock, it still gets dark quite early here, given the fact that we are further north than Edmonton (don’t worry, all the snow’s gone here and the temperature is hovering around five degrees). Living so far north during winter, and not having a car, means I’ve been spending a lot of time walking in the dark. Often Magda is with me, but sometimes I’m alone.

And yet, considering we live in a densely populated area of a large city, I feel very safe. This is not extremely surprising. While Warsaw’s eastern district of Praga is known to be a little violent, elsewhere there doesn’t seem to be much threat of robbery or crime. It’s certainly easier to do the ol’ safety dance here than in Salford, Manchester’s grubby little brother, where I lived for a few months in 2005.

And yet, Salford and Poland seem to have one thing in common: an emphasis on security. In the UK, I lived in a student housing complex with a guard’s gate and 24-hour security. If you tried to LEAVE the wrong way the security guards acted like you had offended them personally and all but threatened to throw you in jail. Thankfully, we have no such guards here but our door includes two locks, one of which has two seperate deadbolts.

Elsewhere, we were instructed to lock the door behind us; not only when we were leaving but also after we entered the house. Even out in the forest at Mazury, locking the door is a must-do. For someone who for long stretches of his life hasn’t seen the need to lock the door behind him after leaving home, much less, when he is home, the focus on security is a little strange and alienating.

Even Magda, who, in Canada, prefers to lock the door at night has been taken aback. Still, we have been conforming to the norm, locking the door when we leave (and sometimes when we return) home.

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Texting, one, two, three

January 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Yesterday I sent my first ever cell phone text message. It felt just as icky as I always thought it would. Sending a message over the phone? What’s the point? Why not just call?

But, it turns out you feel less like you’re harassing the people on the other end of the phone when you text message, which is ironic since texting has probably only increased the growing ranks of the cell-phone-annoyed.

As for the text itself, I unfortunately forgot that texting apparently permits gross abuse of the English language. Thus I spelt ‘you’ Y-O-U and only shortened the word ’season’ to S-E-A-S. Still, I’m on tricky territory. The next blog posting may just be three letters and a smiley emoticon. You never know.

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Cold, red Torun (photos)

January 21, 2009 · 1 Comment

Having sufficiently de-thawed my once blue fingers, I can now finally post photos from our recent skull-chattering trip to Torun, a historic city a couple hours west of Warsaw notable for its brick architecture.

A common observation of the trip was how, when you’re travelling in the middle of January, taking photos becomes less like part of the trip and more like the focus. You walk out of your hostel, shiver and bee-line your way towards the attractions, quickly snap some photos, go to the next attraction then try and find somewhere to warm up, be it a restaurant or museum.

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Torun boasts its own leaning tower. Literally, that’s what this is called:

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And did I mention it was cold?

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No winter cruisin’ for us.

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Granny ghettos

January 17, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Wherever you look in Warsaw, you’re liable to spot an elderly man or woman trudging along the sidewalk or sidling onto the subway, cane in one hand, grocery bags in the other.

Observing this, Magda pointed out today that there seem to be a lot of old people out and about in Warsaw, more than back home in Vernon or Kamloops. I’m not so sure but there does seem to be something there. As compared to Warsaw, in Vernon, which has a very healthy (if that is the right word) pacemaker-per-capita ratio, the elderly seem less visible.

Why? I have a couple theories. One, there are simply more pedestrians here, ourselves included, than back home where more people drive. More pedestrians mean more old pedestrians. My second theory, I think, is more interesting and perhaps worthy of further investigation.

In Warsaw, the elderly seem to be rather spread out. The hundreds of apartment blocks provide plenty of housing (some reasonably priced, some not so much) for the elderly all around the city. Those apartment blocks are also home to young families, teenagers, professionals and kindergartents.

In Vernon, however, elderly populations are very much confined to certain neighbourhoods. Granny ghettos, if you will. They live, play and go for walks within their closed communities, in their courtyards and, in downtown Vernon, between their apartment buildings, the Schubert Centre and Safeway. The result is a more age-homogenized population.

It is also, as Tom Lancaster, the man in charge of Vernon’s OCP, told me a couple years ago unhealthy for cities.

“You need the vibrancy of youth, you need the vibrancy of children, you need the whole spectrum and I think for a long time we’ve developed cities where we segregate people of the various age groups,” said Lancaster.

“It doesn’t work. You’ve got to mix all these things together to the point where older folks are no longer walking down the street and are afraid of the youth because they don’t live by them or youth are not going around making jokes at the expense of older folks or you don’t have people complining about the noise of young children bouncing a ball on the street.

“It’s ridiculous,” Lancaster said of gated age-restricted communities. “Part of life is all the different age groups and we need to wrap our minds around that.”

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Dresden worthy of a return…

January 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The following story appeared in the Jan. 11 edition of the Vernon Morning Star:

by Tyler Olsen

When one thinks of a skyline today, the mind inevitably turns to cities like New York, Chicago, Calgary and Toronto; places where giant steel and glass boxes rise out of the land to preside over their surrounding domain. But pass over the Elbe river on a clear October afternoon with the sun descending upon Dresden’s rival church towers and the Semper Opera dominating the foreground and you’ll start to question a lot of things.

Having seen Dresden (twice) during a European backpacking trip three years ago, the city had solidified its place in my heart before my girlfriend and I looked at a map while in Prague and decided to hop a train three hours north to Dresden.

“You have to see Dresden!” I proclaimed, repeating a phrase I had used many times since first stopping in the city once known as Florence-on-the-Elbe. And so we did, although, like many people on the well worn tourist trail between Berlin and Prague (between which Dresden sits about half-way) we characteristically underestimated the amount of time needed to truly enjoy the city.

With just two nights booked at a hostel in Dresden’s hip Neustadt district on the west bank of the Elbe, we arrived at Dresden’s train station with the sun-dipping behind us, making our way with much too much luggage in tow, towards our hostel. We didn’t have far to walk but our journey took us past enough youth about which one says “They listen to way too much Bob Dylan/Marilyn Manson/Nirvana/Bob Marley/Sex Pistols” that it quickly became clear that Dresden has blossomed into something of a larger version of Nelson, except here people say Gutentag and read Der Spiegel.

The next morning we rose early, bought a pair of tram tickets, lost my credit card and headed east across the Elbe River. For those without much knowledge of Dresden – or those under the impression the city was destroyed sixty years ago – the view from the river must be a shock. From the Semper Opera in the north down to the sandstone dome of the Frauenkirche in the south, Dresden’s skyline is a monumental achievement of baroque and neoclassical architecture and post-war and post-communist determination.

In one of the most controversial allied actions of the Second World War, British and American bombers laid Dresden’s core to waste, destroying nearly every building and killing tens of thousands. Among those in the city at the time of the bombing was Kurt Vonnegut, an American POW and future author who would go on to write about the attack in his masterpiece Slaughterhouse-Five. While historians debate whether the action was necessary or not, one thing is clear: the city has been masterfully reconstructed.

After hopping off our tram, we ducked into a tourist shop, bought a handy guide and started our mad rush to see everything in a day. Standing in the shadow of the Catholic Hofkirche, which was once the family church of the King of Saxony, we looked across theatre square, past the equestrian statue of King Johann of Saxony, towards the Semper Opera house, a Dresden jewel and one of the most famous opera houses in the world. Evaluating our options and the huge line leading into the Semper, we snapped a few photos, made the requisite reverent noises and headed into Dresden’s old town.

On our right we passed the Furstenzug Mosaic, a hundred-metre long mosaic of 35 Saxon kings and their rapper-sized entourage. The mosaic opens up to a square, at the centre of which sits the very new looking Frauenkirche, a stunning product of Protestant one-upmanship (it was built to top the older Hofkiche) – featuring a one-of-a-kind sandstone dome. The church was destroyed in the 1945 bombing and only recently completed. Dark black bricks, recovered from the original church, now contrast dramatically with the sheen of the new sandstone building materials. That’s not a bad thing, however, and the history behind the church and its reconstruction arguably makes the Frauenkirche even more interesting.

From the Frauenkirche we looped back towards Dresden Castle, which doesn’t look like much from the outside but which, inside, boasts a formidable array of museums, including the Grunes Gewolbe (in English, the Green Vault). Dresden’s museums may be gorgeous and boast an array of treasures, but they have a couple other things going for them. First, the price. At less than $20, one ticket covers 11 separate museums making it a joyous challenge to cram as much sightseeing as possible into one day. Which is where we get to the other handy circumstance; most of Dresden’s museums are crammed within two main buildings, the Zwinger and the Castle, which are, conveniently, a five minute walk from each other.

So with ticket in hand, we commenced dashing from museum to museum, quickly coming to the realization that one day is about three too few to appreciate everything Dresden has to offer. We started at the Green Vault, the most stunning of the museums, which contains a plethora of ivory, crystal, wooden, golden and silver treasures, all crafted in minute detail and mind-numbing in their extravagance. Dresden has to thank a 19th century King Albert for most of the treasures. We just called him “The Shopaholic.”

From the Green Vault we proceeded to the castle tower, which dramatically overlooks the theatre square and the statues that line the top of the Hofkirche. The Semper Opera commands the square below, where a few dozen tourists milled about, posing for photos. The tower also housed the coin collection itself, the importance of which, while being more than 500 years old, was lost on my loonie- and toonie- obsessed coin consciousness.

From the castle it is a couple minutes’ walk to the magnificent neo-classical Zwinger. We ducked into the porcelain collection, being housed in the Zwinger wing (Zwing?) closest to the castle. And while I couldn’t tell a Tschirnhaus from a Gottner, it quickly became obvious that the collection houses one of the more impressive porcelain collections in the world. That’s not surprising, given Dresden gave its name to an entire movement of porcelain design. Unfortunately given our time constraints and complete lack of knowledge, there was no way we could give it the attention it deserves, with this realization, we made sure to look at, if not appreciate, every piece and left the collection to more knowledgeable visitors.

It’s worth noting that somewhere we had lost that handy guide we bought at the start of the day.

Thankfully, we entered one museum that requires no special knowledge, background or learning to fully appreciate its collection: the Rustkammer, or armoury. With a collection of medieval weapons, armour and other instruments of self-plumage and enemy-destruction lavish and extravagant enough to send a nine-year-old into convulsive shocks, the museum is one of the most distinctive in Zwinger. From a fully-assembled mock jousting event (with stand-in, fully-armoured riders and horses) to 10-foot pikes and early guns, the museum offers an insight into how Europeans (or at least European nobles) went to war hundreds of years ago.

By the time we were done with the armoury and had moved on to the Old Master’s Picture Gallery, which boasts enough information to please English visitors, enough paintings to keep visitors dry on a rainy day and enough big names (Rubens, Raphael, Canaletto) to please those who may have recently visited Berlin or Paris our feet were numb.

After paying our respects to the masters, we mustered our remaining energy and dragged ourselves into the Zwinger’s massive and breathtaking courtyard, a work of concrete art worthy of the treasures housed inside the building’s museums.

Our day was hardly finished – we would later experience, but fail to understand, the Museum Fur Volkerkunde and would cap the day with a biere in a chic Neustadt lounge – but sitting on the edge of a fountain, the mist cooling my sheeks, the sun dancing a rainbow across a fountain and the Zwinger looking like it had never been destroyed, I was re-evaluating my advice.

“You have to see Dresden,” I will say when I return, “but please, please, please, give yourself more than a day.”

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